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« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2010, 11:28:05 AM »
How about one of those shit chinese lanterns that float up as they burn, then put a banger and a small kitten inside it for maximum effect at 200 feet.

Obviously you may need more than one lantern depending on the weight of the kitten.
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« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2010, 06:24:40 PM »
Actually, serious suggestion, and ubergay, but...
Buy loads of those chinese lanterns then take her to somewhere picturesque and set them all off after sunset?
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If we could forget about that sticker for a minute, which let’s be honest, even if it had a picture of Sam Hill flying a Monster fuelled F-16 through gaping vagina won’t not going to make any difference to the performance.
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« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2010, 04:53:54 PM »
Paper penis?
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« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2010, 10:55:49 PM »
Quote from: alexhill on July 02, 2010, 04:53:54 PM
dick in a box?
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Quote from: Rich on June 04, 2009, 10:40:50 PM
mine always come loose. i'm going to look at some boobs now.

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If we could forget about that sticker for a minute, which let’s be honest, even if it had a picture of Sam Hill flying a Monster fuelled F-16 through gaping vagina won’t not going to make any difference to the performance.
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« Reply #34 on: July 08, 2010, 11:22:02 PM »
Get her a big bit of paper saying 'I had sex with your mother/sister/aunt etc' and see what she says.
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In 1 page from discussing ceramic plates to someones mothers amputated mingeflaps.

That's damn fine work guys
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« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2010, 12:50:21 AM »
Quote from: mjc506 on July 01, 2010, 06:24:40 PM
Actually, serious suggestion, and ubergay, but...
Buy loads of those chinese lanterns then take her to somewhere picturesque and set them all off after sunset?

this is the only suggestion so far that wouldnt induce instant divorce from me
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« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2010, 08:19:02 AM »
Christ Nat, you're so gay/
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Quote from: Ben on June 03, 2010, 02:50:57 PM
ive had a lot of things in my body (including a wine bottle up my arse)
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« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2010, 08:52:19 AM »
and unforgiving!
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Quote from: Rich on June 04, 2009, 10:40:50 PM
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If we could forget about that sticker for a minute, which let’s be honest, even if it had a picture of Sam Hill flying a Monster fuelled F-16 through gaping vagina won’t not going to make any difference to the performance.
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« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2010, 10:18:14 PM »
but mostly gay
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« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2010, 12:57:02 AM »
Kick her in the womb, it can be her present that you didnt kick her in the face.
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Quote from: me_groovy on October 05, 2009, 03:33:06 PM
lol, that looks like a heap of junk!

she'll make point-five past lightspeed

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« Reply #40 on: August 27, 2010, 02:13:42 PM »
Quote from: mjc506 on July 01, 2010, 06:24:40 PM
Actually, serious suggestion, and ubergay, but...
Buy loads of those chinese lanterns then take her to somewhere picturesque and set them all off after sunset?

And then they'll all land, cause grass fires and injusre and suffocate livestock and wildlife. Great idea.

 Forking things should be banned.
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« Reply #41 on: August 27, 2010, 02:59:59 PM »
I heard that the last ones I saw let off at an engagement party I was at landed in a childrens hospital and burnt it to the ground.
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john: best served chilled

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Quote from: me_groovy on October 05, 2009, 03:33:06 PM
lol, that looks like a heap of junk!

she'll make point-five past lightspeed

Quote from: Big Red S on March 10, 2010, 09:06:05 AM
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« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2010, 07:26:50 PM »
Surely they only land when they've gone out? If they're still alight then they will still rise?!?
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« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2010, 09:15:09 PM »
Not read anthing other than the OP
Give her the cash.
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« Reply #44 on: August 28, 2010, 12:16:24 PM »
Quote from: John on August 24, 2010, 12:57:02 AM
Kick her in the womb, it can be her present that you didnt kick her in the face.

I like this one the best
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do you ever get the feeling you have to get away from it all? that the life you have just isnt enough? i mean you go to college, get a job and then one day you wake up and realise things will be like this untill the day you die. theres a whole world out there that you havnt seen. im gone. im outta here. im in search of something different, something more beautifull and ok i confess: something more dangerous
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