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brooklynsrule
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« on: February 08, 2010, 07:07:52 PM »
Gosh it makes me lol but it also infuriates me sometimes, the things those people say on HYS are so stupid :(
the worst one was one i just saw;
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“I am appalled and disgusted with the standard of dress in the BBC. Jeremy Vine is not even wearing a tie. I would never dream of going to work without a tie on. I find this quite offensive.”
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 07:23:48 PM »
Yeah a bit nobbish really
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2010, 07:38:22 PM »
People really need to stop moaning about trivial things. How can you be 'appalled and disgusted' that someone on the TV wasn't wearing a tie? Get a grip.
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2010, 07:48:55 PM »
What's worse, whining that someone's not wearing a tie on TV or whining about somebody whining about someone not wearing a tie on TV?
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Quote from: Keeno on December 22, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2010, 07:49:46 PM »
if you mean me whining, yeah fair enough, i'm a fairly pathetic specimen. speak you're branes isn't whining though, it mocks them loltastically.
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2010, 07:52:25 PM »
To be honest, I don't care.

Also, is it racist to call your black mate nigger? Obviously not in the context "Don't touch me you nigger".
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Quote from: Keeno on December 22, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 07:52:42 PM »
what's HYS?
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2010, 07:54:14 PM »
have your say, BBC's comments thing. they really pander to the daily mail types though, the questions are so leading; things like "do you think there are too many muslims in your local community? if so, what would you do about it?" etc
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2010, 10:19:22 PM »
Quote from: Rich on February 08, 2010, 07:52:25 PM
Also, is it racist to call your black mate nigger? Obviously not in the context "Don't touch me you nigger".

Depends if they laugh or not.
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2010, 10:20:47 PM »
Yeah well he was the one that told me the joke 'There was a black out last night. Luckily someone shot him.' What a guy.
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Quote from: Keeno on December 22, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2010, 10:21:56 PM »
Probably fine then, go for it. See how far you can push it?
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2010, 10:23:13 PM »
hide in his cupboard wearing a kkk hood and then leap out with a knife when he's asleep and pretend to kill him

that'll test it
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Quote from: Mythic on April 05, 2010, 12:11:36 PM
I FUCKING LOVE COCK.

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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2010, 10:23:18 PM »
Probably pretty far. I dunno, I made some horrible 'your dad' jokes, then found out his dad was dead. Not good.
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Quote from: Keeno on December 22, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2010, 09:06:36 AM »
Quote from: Rich on February 08, 2010, 07:52:25 PM
To be honest, I don't care.

Also, is it racist to call your black mate nigger? Obviously not in the context "Don't touch me you nigger".

N.I.G.G.A, Nigga, not nigger. You'll be fine.
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2010, 09:09:16 AM »
If I post a picture on the internet of me sat at my desk without a tie, can someone put up a complaint about me?
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