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« Reply #45 on: February 08, 2010, 05:48:59 PM »

Sorta a little bit rapey though?
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« Reply #46 on: February 08, 2010, 06:42:45 PM »

Sorta a little bit rapey though?

that's how they got together in the first place
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« Reply #47 on: February 08, 2010, 06:51:37 PM »

Do you reckon she did him in the bum, and held his pigtails?
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« Reply #48 on: February 09, 2010, 02:29:33 PM »

Do you reckon she did him in the bum, and held his pigtails?

my hair was shorter by the time I met her, so although that may be your wet dream it has never and will never happen.
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« Reply #49 on: February 09, 2010, 02:55:35 PM »

You never know how things will turn out!
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« Reply #50 on: February 09, 2010, 03:30:12 PM »

Do you reckon she did him in the bum, and held his pigtails?

my hair was shorter by the time I met her, so although that may be your wet dream it has never and will never happen.

are you sure, it could be quite lucrative.
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« Reply #51 on: February 09, 2010, 03:40:49 PM »

If it helps your fantasies, send me a stamped addressed envelope and I'll send you a signed photo
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« Reply #52 on: February 09, 2010, 03:44:13 PM »

how about a video tape?
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« Reply #53 on: February 09, 2010, 04:00:11 PM »

You still have those?
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« Reply #54 on: February 09, 2010, 04:06:02 PM »

You still have those?

Wife-pegging-ponytail-pulling porn tends only to exist on VHS,its less susceptible to piracy.
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« Reply #55 on: February 09, 2010, 08:40:45 PM »

i love this forum. Budget pampering to reversed bum love in a few short pages. Can't go wrong really can you!
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« Reply #56 on: February 11, 2010, 01:58:12 PM »

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« Reply #57 on: February 11, 2010, 08:48:52 PM »

I was going to say cunnilingus, but it seems rather boring in comparison to most of the other ideas.
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« Reply #58 on: February 11, 2010, 11:49:23 PM »

I was going to say cunnilingus, but it seems rather boring in comparison to most of the other ideas.

That's a line you don't hear every day
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« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2010, 09:28:22 AM »

use lube when you anally violate her.
nothing says "i love you" more than vaseline
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